There was a bad car accident. Both cars were totally destroyed, but no one was hurt. The drivers crawled out of their cars, one said, “Oh, it seems you are all right. This must be a miracle.”

The other driver agreed, the first continued,

“Look at this. An unhurt bottle of wine. We should drink this wine and celebrate this miracle.”

Then he handed the bottle of wine to the second driver. This one took a few big swigs and handed the bottle back to the first driver.

The first took it and looked to the other side calmly. The second driver asked,

“Don’t you want to drink from that fine drink?”

“No…I think I’ll wait for the police.”