Two statues, one female and the other male, had faced each other in a city park for decades. One day an angel appeared and said…
… “you’ve been such fantastic statues for such a long time, that I have a special gift for you. I am going to bring you to life for 30 minutes and you can do whatever you wish”. With a clap of his hands the statues came alive.

They climbed down from their pedestals and shyly approached each other with a smile. They disappeared into the bushes and emerged 15 minutes later after much giggling, laughter and shaking branches.

The angel said “You still have 15 minutes left”, with a knowing wink.

With a look of excitement, the female statue turned to the male statue and said “Fantastic. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll sh*t on its head!”