A lady walks into a car dealership. She walks around, spots, and walks over to the most exciting car to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the car, she inadvertently farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now. She turns around, and the salesman is standing right behind her. Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady,

“Good day, Ma’am. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks,

“Sir, what is the price of this exciting car?”

He answers, “Ma’am if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”