The Mathematician

One day a mathematician came back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.

“You are late!” she yells. You said you’d be home by 11:45 P.M.!”

“Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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