A woman was making breakfast for her husband when suddenly, he burst into the kitchen.

“Carefully,” he said, “Be careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. They’ll stick! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt!”

The wife stared at him and said,

“What on Earth happened to you? You think I don’t know how to make breakfast?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted you to feel like when I’m driving.”