The fool man was drowning in the lake. He was crying,

“Oh, God, please help me!”

There passed a boat and the man on it asked, “Can I help you?”

The man replied, “No, thanks, God will help me.”

Then another boat passed and again the same.

This man died and when saw Godhe asked, “Hey God, why did not you save me?”

And God answered, “I sent you two boats, idiot!”