A man went to church and decided to get baptized. The pastor dipped him thrice in the baptismal pool and said,

“You are baptized in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. From now on you’ll be called Johnson, and you should never drink beer again.”

So Johnson went home and took a cold pint of beer, recalling what the pastor said he headed for the kitchen and dipped the pint of beer in a bowl of water thrice and said,

“Fom now on you are nolonger to be called Budweiser but applle juice.