Q. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?

A. Her horror scope!

Q. Why do dragons sleep all day?

A. So they can fight knights!

Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?

A. She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A. She always ran away from the ball!

Q. Why were the giant’s fingers only eleven inches long?

A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they’d be a foot!

Q. What would you get if you crossed the ugly duckling with a cow?

A. Milk and quackers.

Q. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?

A. French flies.

Q. What would you get if you crossed Bo Peep’s littlest sheep with a karate expert?

A. Lamb chops.

Q. What would you get if you crossed the Snow Queen with a vampire?

A. Frost bite!

Q. What’s pink, has a curly tail and drinks blood?

A. A hampire.

Q. Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing?

A. It’s hard to tell which witch is which!

Q. What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren’t ready?

A. “Some day my prints will come!”

Q. What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?

A. Egg White! Get the yolk?

Q. Why was Snow White kicked out of Disney Land?

A. She kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face and saying ‘Lie you bastard, lie!’

Q. Did you hear the sad news that all of the California raisins are dead?

A. All the police know so far is that it is a cereal killer…

Q. What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?

A. “Creamed” corn.

Q. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?

A. The “A”corn.

Q. What do Unicorns call their father?

A. “Pop” corn.

Q. What do Unicorns use for money?

A. Corn “Bread.”

Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

A. “t’da dump, t’da dump, t’da dump dump dump.”

Q. What’s big, savage, and goes “shhhhhhhhhhhhh”.

A. Conan the Librarian.

Q How did Capt. Hook die?

A. Jock itch!

Q. Have you heard of the ‘Divorce Barbie’?

A. She comes with all of Kens stuff…