Please Advise

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message….

She wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

Her husband texted back:

“I’m on the toilet, please advise.”

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