Two Line Joke About Jews
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Classic Jokes
Best Classic Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Two Liner Joke
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.
My girlfriend insists it’s for dyslexia.
The Six Stages Of Debugging
The six stages of debugging
1. That can’t happen.
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A Dark Joke
When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.
Unfortunately, that didn’t impress anyone at the cremation…
Joke With Four Engineers
Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.
The Mechanical engineer says “It’s a broken starter”.
Two Blind Pilots Enter A Plane.
They have sunglasses and white sticks.
As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.
Question And Answer
Question: How do construction workers party?
Answer: They raise the roof.
A Man Goes On A Trip
A man goes on a trip to Israel with his wife and his mother-in-law. His mother-in-law died at the hotel. The administration there told him, that they can organize her funeral there for free, as she died there, but to take her body to the US will cost 5,000 dollars.
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Your Wishes Will Come True
One day a Catholic priest announces at church,
“I will be in Rome next week. I will light a candle in Rome so that your wishes will come true.”
A Joke About A Politician
A politician visited a village after a storm. He met there with the leadership of the village and asked what their needs were.
“We have just two needs, sir,” replied the head of the village. “First, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
A Couple Goes To An Auction
A couple goes to an auction of bulls. The man who was selling the bulls started to present his first bull,
“This bull reproduced 61 times during last year.”
There Was A Bad Car Accident
There was a bad car accident. Both cars were totally destroyed, but no one was hurt. The drivers crawled out of their cars, one said, “Oh, it seems you are all right. This must be a miracle.”
The Fool Man
The fool man was drowning in the lake. He was crying,
“Oh, God, please help me!”
A Physicist, An Engineer, And A Mathematician
A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in different burning buildings.
The physicist calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
Two Beggars
Two beggars are begging in different areas of London …
One begs just as long as the second, but only collects two or three pounds a day.
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A Woman Has Twins
A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption.
One of them to a family in Greece and the other to a family in Spain. The first one was named Alexander and the second one Matías.
