Truth of life
The most important thing – not body or soul. The most important thing – it’s money.
Well, think about it, who needs you, if you are good, kind and funny bum?
Classic Jokes
Best Classic Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Wild Sex
Wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Husband walks in.
She turned around and says: “We must make love this very moment.”
His eyes lit up and he thinks to himself – “This is my lucky day.” …
Beer please
Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”
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ABCD Joke
After being married for 49 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife ..
Donkey
A donkey just passed out in the barn. He’s in a stable condition.
Chase
A cop pulls over a speeding red Porsche and walks up. Before he can say anything the driver, a teenager, challenges him “Do you know who my father is?” The cop takes off his hat and pauses and says…
God Share
An Orthodox Priest, a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking about how they divide up the money they get in collections from their congregations.
Catholic Priest: “To divide up the money, we draw two …
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Whishes
A man finds a lamp and rubs it a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes but with condition .
What ever you wish your wife will get double it. You want a million dollars, your wife gets two million dollars”…
Communist
Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.
“Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?”
“Yes, I do a little.”
“Do you know that comrade …
Old Joke
A rabbit ran wildly in the street.
“Why are you running like mad?” a bear asked.
“Don’t you know, they are now arresting all…
Clergyman
A clergyman got up one morning and was surprised to find a dead donkey at his from door. Thinking that a practical joker had put it there , he rang up his friend the Town Clerk.
“I saw, John, there’s a dead donkey at my…
Shopping
“Did you hear about the aboriginal who bought himself a new boomerang”
“No. What happened?”
“He went crazy trying to throw the old one away”
Filming
Producer: “In this scene you’re blown into the air and caught by any airplane.”
Star: “I see. But what if the airplane isn’t there”
Producer: “Well, don’t wait, come down.”
Christmass Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding in your face!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?…
Santa Q&A
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low …
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Harvard
There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard.
One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn’t know who he would write about so he decided to go to the library and do some research….
