Cursed Prince
An evil witch put a curse on a prince so that he could only speak one word each year.
If he didn’t say anything for a year, he would be able to say two words the next year and so on.
Classic Jokes
Best Classic Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Arab Student
An Arab student emails his dad:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
That was Enough…
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough…
…as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
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In The Library
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “NO! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while, the girl walked quietly over to the
A Mom Takes Her Daughter to a Doctor
A mom takes her daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
So the Pope Arrives at Heavens Gates
So the Pope arrives at heavens gates.
St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.
In a Library
A depressed man walks into a library
Depressed man: do you have any books on suicide?
A Group of Guys
A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
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Plot Twist
A little girl was praying when her dad walked in. she said “good night grandma good night mom good night dad goodbye grandpa”. the next day the grandpa drops dead. the dad decides to ignore what she says last night and continues on with his day. that night the dad walks in his daughters room praying again. she says “good night mom, good night dad, goodbye grandma”….
Once in Hell
Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth II and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
Satan decides to let each of them call their own countries but at a cost. Queen Elizabeth speaks to the U.K…
An Undercover Cop
An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening…
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said
“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.
That cop exploded saying “Do you know who the fuck I am ?! I have the authority of the government with me”…
Engineering Professors
group of engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane
Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.
All but one professor got off their seats rushed frantically to the exists in a chaotic panic.
But what do I do with the letters?
My psychotherapist once told me that I should write letters to the people that did me harm and then burn them. But what do I do with the letters?
A woman in labor
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
Adoption
Mom: “Son, I have something important to tell you.”
Son: “What is it Mom?”
Mom: “You were adopted.”
Son: “Wow. That explains a lot…I had a suspicion.”
Mom: “Pack your bags. Your new family gets here in 10 minutes.”
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. …
