He told her, “I’m not so rich, and I have no fancy cars, and I don’t own a company, and I don’t have a big house like my friend Benjamin, but I truly love you.

She was touched, she hugged him very tight and started crying. Then she whispered to him, “If you really love me, please, introduce me to your friend John.”

A man is flying a plane over the Amazon when he suddenly crashes…

But he is ok, don’t worry. He’s staggering through the jungle when he suddenly realizes he is surrounded by bloodthirsty savages. And he thinks, “Man, I’m totally fucked.”

It’s a couple of years since I moved out of state with my boyfriend.

I was excited about it but for a reason had anxiety about being so far from friends and family. One of the ways my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares and night terrors. I was waking up violently sitting up in a cold sweat, gasping, and whatnot.

A couple was living together for about five years.

One day the wife comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years?” The husband nodes, “they’re all gone.”

On a Sunday morning in winter, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare.

He walked in, turned on the lights, and looked around. No one else was there.