A burglar breaks into a dark house one night. He’s moving around in the dark, when he hears a calm voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

The burglar freaks out, shines his flashlight around and spots a Parrot sitting in his cage. The parrot says again, “Jesus is watching you.”

Relieved it was just a Parrot and laughing, the thief asks the Parrot, “what’s your name, Parrot?”

The Parrot replies, “My name is Moses.”

Laughing again, the burglar asks, “Who would name their Parrot Moses?”

Parrot: “The same people who named their Doberman, Jesus.”