“In Soviet Russia, cat still hates you!”

In Soviet Russia, Christmas steals the Grinch!!

In Soviet Russia, Homework comes from you!!

In Soviet Russia, party throw you!
In America, you are free to hate life. In Soviet Russia, life hates you!

In America You Learn Book, In Soviet Russian Book Learn You!

In America Chuck Norris Rules, In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still rules.

in soviet Russia, woman penetrates you!

in soviet Russia, in soviet Russia jokes laugh at you!

in soviet Russia, hammer nails you!

in soviet Russia, baby give birth to you!

In Soviet Russia, shoe fit you!

In Soviet Russia, noun verb you!

In Soviet Russia, Computer plays on you!

In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!