A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu

Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary $15.00;
Fried Explorer $25.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican $120.00

The cannibal called the waiter and asked,

“Why so high price for the Politician?”

The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes a day.”