A man was getting robbed in a desert.

He gave the robber his money and asked the robber to shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.

He then asked,” shoot a few bullets in the coat while you’re at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward.”

After the robber shot the coat, he said, “shoot a few holes more.”

“Please, no more holes, I’m out of bullets.”

“That’s what I wanted to hear. Now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you!”