I am so sorry Harry.

I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around.

In fact, more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Auto-correct, I meant “wifi”, not “wife”…sorry.