A man decided to paint the toilet seat while his wife is away.

That day the wife came home sooner than expected. She went to the toilet, sat, and got the seat stuck to her back part. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat and they went.

When they got to the doctor, the man lifted his wife’s coat to show their predicament.

The man asked, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?”

“Yes,” the doctor replied, “but not framed like that.”