Policeman sees a car parked in the local lover’s lane, with the windows all steamed up.

He knocks on the drivers window, and the guy inside rolls it down. The cop sees that there is a guy sitting in the front seat, fully clothed, and a girl in the back seat, also fully clothed.

“What are you up to here, son?”

“Well, officer, I’m reading a comics, as you can see.”

“And what are you doing there ma’am?”

“I am playing a game on my phone.”

“Have you been drinking tonight?”

“No, sir. I’m only twenty.”

“And how old is she?”

The guy looks at his watch and says, “Sir, in eleven minutes she’ll be eighteen.”