A man with 4 children heard an announcement on the radio that the Government would give all families with 5 children a welfare allowance of $50,000 per month to support the family.

Fearing he was about to lose out on a financial windfall, the man called his wife and sheepishly said “Honey, I must admit, erm… I have a child with my girlfriend so I’m going to bring him to come and live with us”.

His wife was speechless with shock but instead of waiting for a reply, he dashed out to fetch his son. When he returned, he was amazed to find that only two of his children were in the house so he asked his wife, “Honey, where are the other two children?”

She replied with a broad smile, “Li you were not the only person that heard the announcement…their fathers have come to take them….!!”