Dave has died and is waiting in the queue to get into heaven.

As he draws ever closer to St Peter he can hear him asking people the same question.

“Denomination?” he asks a little old lady as she reaches the front of the queue.

“Methodist”, she replies.

St Peter checks his notes and directs her to the eighth door on the left.

“Please be quiet as you pass the first door on the right”, he says as he sends her on her way.

The same happens again. “Denomination?” he asks a man as he reaches the front of the queue.

“Lutheran”, he replies.

St Peter checks his notes and directs the man to the sixth door on the right.

“Please be quiet as you pass the first door on the right”, he says as he sends him on his way.

Finally, it’s Dave’s turn to enter Heaven.

“Denomination?” St Peter asks Dave.

“United Reform”, replies Dave.

St Peter checks his notes and directs Dave to the fourteenth door on the left.

“Please be quiet as you pass the first door on the right”, he says as he sends Dave on his way.

Dave can’t help himself and asks why he has to be quiet as he passes the first door on the right.

“Oh, that’s the Evangelicals,” St Peter responds. “They think they’re the only ones here.”