A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight.
During the flight an attendant asked the cowboy if he would like a drink.
“Sure thing, I’ll have a beer, please.” said the cowboy.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled at the notion, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know that was an option.”