Breakup note

A cranky woman, frustrated because her husband was once again late coming home, decided to leave a note that said, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Curious about his reaction, she hid under the bed to observe.

After a short while, her husband arrived home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom.

From her hiding spot, she watched as he walked towards the dresser and picked up the note.

He took a few minutes to write something on it, then grabbed the phone and made a call.

“She’s finally gone…yeah, I know, about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left the house.

She hears the sound of the car driving away as she comes out from under the bed.

Filled with anger and tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what her husband had written…

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes.”

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