A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and on his turn, he pulls out the gun and robs the bank! Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line,

“Have you seen me robbing this bank?”

The customer replies, “Yes”

The robber raises his gun points it at the customer’s head and shoots him in the head! The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman: “Have you seen me robbing this bank?”

The woman calmly responds. “No … but my husband did!”