A man and a Dog, and the extremely unusual funeral…

A man and his wife are walking down the town main street. They are arguing, as they always do, about the efficiency of wearing masks during the pandemic.

However, they have to stop because of a funeral procession that is actively going on. The procession was extremely unusual… Everyone is walking, the first family are carrying a very nice mahogany wood casket, then about 10 yards behind there is a second group carrying a second wooden casket, cheaper wood this time, but it’s two caskets there… after the second casket a solitary, sad man is walking with his dog.

However, after the man, there are about 500 people, oddly all walking in a straight line right behind the man…

The man who was arguing with his wife stops arguing and decides to approach the man, with a lot of respect he decides to ask about this very unusual funeral… so he approaches the man with the lovely looking dog.

Man: Excuse me, I know this is not the best moment to ask, but I have never seen a funeral like this… who is this funeral for?

Man with Dog: I understand, well my wife is in the first casket…

Man: So sorry to hear, may I ask what happened to her?

Man with Dog: My dog attacked her, and killed her.

*they both keep walking a bit, but the man asks…

Man: So who is in the second casket?

Man with Dog: My mother in law…

Man: Oh Wow… I am so sorry to hear… What happened to her?

Man with Dog: Well, she was trying to help my wife, and the Dog turned against her and killed her as well…

Man (After a brief pause, thinking hard…): Sir, may I borrow your dog for a day?

Man with Dog: To the back of the line!