A French Man was Teaching his English Girlfriend to Swim

After the third lesson, the man said to his girlfriend, “Ok, you’ve now learnt enough. I’ll let you swim on your own”

He then went out to relax by the poolside on the sunbed, as he watched his girlfriend practise her newly learnt skills. After swimming for a while in the shallow end of the pool, the English girl was beginning to feel confident. She decided to swim in the deep-end to practise her newly learnt skills. At the deep-end, she panicked when she realised her legs couldn’t touch the bottom of the pool.

“I’m sinking! I’m sinking! She yelled, struggling to keep her head above the water, and splashing around in panic. From the sun bed where he was relaxing in the sun, the French man, proud, looked on at the girlfriend in the water, and thought to himself:

“Wow, that’s what I call a quick learner! She’s already playing in the deep-end!” But the panicking girlfriend screamed again:

“I’m sinking, I’m sinking!” Slightly raising his head from the sunbed and partially covering the side of his mouth in order to be heard, the French man shouted back to his girlfriend:

“About what?”