The woman, “Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.”

Doctor, “Well, I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news…”

The woman, “Don’t give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don’t believe in Western medicine anyway! I’ve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?”

Doctor, “Sure, sure, lady. We’ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?”

The woman, “That’s better! Of course, it would!”

Doctor, “What’s your birth sign?”

The woman, “Cancer.”

Doctor, “Well what a fucking coincidence.”