A man goes to a police station… “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home…”

Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”

Husband: “Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant: “Weight?”

Husband: “Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.”

Sergeant: “Colour of eyes?”

Husband: “Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed

Sergeant: “Colour of hair?”

Husband: “Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.”

Sergeant: “What was she wearing?”

Husband: “Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.”

Sergeant: “What kind of car did she go in

Husband: “She went in my Audi”

Sergeant: “What kind of Audi was it?”

The husband described it in detail.

Sergeant: “Don’t worry Sir. We’ll find your Audi”