One day a Soviet Party member is walking through the Red square when he hears a man shout:

“down with the tyrant with the mustache.”

Immediately the party member drags the man to Stalin and explains what he said. Stalin, furious asks:

“Why did you say that?”

The man replies he was talking about Hitler. Stalin understands and sends the man on his way. The party member is about to go as well but is stopped by Stalin and asked:

“Which mustached tyrant were you thinking of when you dragged the man here?”