A nurse dies and mistakenly goes to hell. St. Peter, realizing he fucked up, knocks on hell’s gate …

“Nurses belong in heaven, you know that she must come with me,” St. Peter exclaims.

“No, the nurse stays,” Satan doesn’t back down.

“Well then, I must bring this to god’s attention and we’ll be taking legal action.”

Satan laughs, “do whatever you want, I have the best lawyers on my side.”