A guy was admitted to the hospital and he fell in love with the nurse.
She used to take care of him and very nice to him. Always checking up on him and giving him extra attention compared to other patients. Therefore, the guy thought that the nurse was into him as well.

The guy was shy and couldn’t ask the nurse out on a date. But after he was discharged, he somehow managed to get the number of the nurse and messaged her:

“Hi, I’m the patient you looked after. I’ve been thinking about it and I think you’ve stolen my heart”.

The nurse didn’t reply for two days and the patient was sure that he won’t be getting any reply from her.
Then out of the blue, she replied:

” Whatever you are accusing me of is not true. We only took one kidney out”.