A couple was living together for about five years.

One day the wife comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years?” The husband nodes, “they’re all gone.”

Husband, “No more headaches? What has happened?”

The wife replies, “Our neighbor referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat that I do not have any headaches. It Worked! The headaches are all gone.”

The husband says, “That’s wonderful.”

His wife tells, “You know, in the bedroom, you haven’t been the man that I’ve dreamed about these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agrees to try it.

The next day the husband comes home from the hypnotist, takes off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”

The husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.” He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. The husband says again, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He goes back to the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him, and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror and hears, “She’s not my wife!” and that for three times.

His funeral services will be held on Saturday.