A couple goes to an auction of bulls. The man who was selling the bulls started to present his first bull,

“This bull reproduced 61 times during last year.”

The wife comments,

“Hey! That’s more than once a week!”

The man presents his second bull,

“This bull reproduced 132 times last year.”

Again the wife comments,

“You see, that’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”

Her husband is getting annoyed with the comparison. It’s up for the third bull,

“This wonder reproduced 365 times during last year!”

The wife can’t control herself and yells, “That’s once a day, can you imagine? Every day of the year! How about you?” The husband was annoyed by this and cries out, “Pretty good, once a day! Great! You know, ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”