George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy raises his hand and Bush asked,

“What is your name?”

Boy: “Stanley.”

Bush: “And what is your question, Stanley?”

Stanley: “I have 3 questions.” “First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?” “Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?” “Third, what happened to Osama bin Laden?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says:

“Ok, where were we?” “Oh, that’s right. Question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy raises his hand. George points him out and asked him: “What is your name?”

Second Boy: “Justin.”

Bush: “And what is your question, Justin?”

Justin: “I have 5 questions.” “First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?” “Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?” “Third, what happened to Osama bin Laden?” “Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?” “And Fifth, Where is Stanley?”