Kim Jong Un went to get his palm read.

“Ah”, said the mystic. “One year from now I see great glory in your future.

Two years from now I see even greater glory.

Three years from now the glory is joined by love.

However I must warn you that past that I can read nothing of your future.”

At this the dictator gets a bit panicked. ” Do you mean to tell me that my enemies seek to kill me and will destroy glorious Korea in 4 years time?”

” No, no”, assures the fortune teller. “Your existence and that of Korea continues beyond the next three years, I just can’t read any of it because I can’t read Chinese.”