Donald Trump and Mike Pence were traveling down Route 66 when Donald fell asleep at the wheel and crashed head on to oncoming traffic and they both died. When Donald and Mike reached the pearly gates of hell Mike said:

“Listen, Devil, my time on earth is not done yet. I’ll do whatever you want for you to send me back to earth.”

The devil thought about it for a moment and decided to have some fun. He said to Mike:

“You see that ugly woman over there? Not a single person has been able to make love to her. If you can make her have an orgasm, I’ll send you back to earth.”

Mike took one look at her and she was the ugliest woman he’s ever seen but he desperately wants to go back to earth. So he starts having sex with her and he’s hating every second of it but he finally gets her satisfied. The devil looks on and comments:

“Unbelievable. You are the only one able to accomplish that. A deal is a deal. Back to earth, you go.”

As Mike is walking out he notices Donald banging the hottest chick there and Mike is pissed. He goes back to The Devil to complain and tells him:

“I don’t get it. I have to have sex with the ugliest woman here to go back to earth and Donald gets to bang the hottest woman? Why is that?”

The Devil responds:

“SHE’S trying to go back to earth.”