Best Blonde Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette have been stranded on a desert island for 2 months.
Out of nowhere, the blonde finds a genie lamp so she calls the two other girls and summons the genie. The genie looks at the three girls and explains that he can only grant 3 total wishes so one for each girl.
A blonde sees a guy walking down the street with a package labeled “The Dildo Store”
“What’s in the bag?” asks the blonde.
A gorgeous young redhead went into the doctor’s office.
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
So this city blonde goes to a barn.
She asks the farmer: “Excuse me, why does that cow have no horns?”.
One blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.
A blonde goes to buy a TV and asks for the manager at the electronics store
She asks “How much is that TV?”
A ventriloquist was performing in a club telling dumb blonde jokes…
With his dummy on his knee, he begins his usual routine of dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blond woman in the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like that? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with their
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman”
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
A blonde was speeding in a school zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?” Irritated, the blonde cop said…
A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane
And they’re sitting next to each other. The lawyer gets bored and decides to play a game.
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are arrested and sentenced to death by firing squad, one by one.
While they wait to be executed they come up with a plan. Right before they are to be shot, each one will yell that some natural disaster or emergency is happening to distract the soldiers and they would be able to escape.
A blind guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies, "Sure, but before you start you should know, I'm blonde. The woman on your left is a blonde, and the man on your right has a black belt in karate and is also blonde… Are you SURE you want to tell a blonde joke in here?" The blind man replies, "Nah, not if I have to explain it three times."
A blonde is putting together a puzzle.
She calls her boyfriend at work and tells him that she needs him to come home to help her.
He keeps telling her that he can’t leave work right now, but she’s very insistent.
“Well, what’s the picture on the box?” He asks.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
-she thought a quarterback was a refund
-she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
-she thought meow mix was a record for cats
-under “education” on her job application,she put “Hooked On Phonics”
-she tried to drown a fish
-she tripped over a cordless phone
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’
-she pu
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