A Blond At A Dentist
A blonde walked into the dentist’s office and sat down in the chair.
The dentist said “Open Wide”
Blonde Jokes
Best Blonde Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
For Men Only
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only”.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this place.”
State Capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says,
“Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”
A Guy And A Blond Are On A Date
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to that city’s makeout spot “Lookout Point”, where things get a little hot and heavy. Then the guy leans over,
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Didn’t Think
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
A Blond Goes To A Supermarket
A blond goes to a supermarket to buy some milk. When she comes to the cashier the clerk asks,
“Do you want the milk in a bag?
Crying Out Loud
A blonde arrives at work crying out loud.
The boss asks worried what happened to her, to which she answers:
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Blondes Are Smart
A blonde pays a million dollars to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart.
She fills the stadium with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up to prove, on live TV, that blondes are smart. She starts simply with a math question.
The Car Doesn’t Start
The blond wife calls her husband and tells him, “The car doesn’t start. Maybe there’s water in the engine?”
Husband asks, “Since when do you know about cars and mechanics? Where it is now?”
Problems With Selling The Car
Elizabeth tried to sell her old car. She was having lots of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her,
She Is Sick And Tired
One day a blonde decides that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
A Blond Joke
Someone tells a blonde, “I like Eminem.”
The blonde says, “I like Skittles.”
The Mailman’s Last Day
It was a Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
I’m Ashamed…
A blond woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup were done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress, and Prada purse.
“I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,” she tells the doctor, “…but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”
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Blonde Woman From
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets USD 20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says,
“I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
Two Blonds
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car…
The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
