No thank you
This man goes into a bar and notices a hottie blond, always alone, who is a regular customer there.
After a few days, he approached this blond lady. Every time he suggested her something, the answer was the same,
Blonde Jokes
Best Blonde Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
A Near-Death Experience
One day when a blond went horseback riding she had a near-death experience.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on but was thrown off.
Blondes Are In An Elevator
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try using their cell phones to get help but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help, one of the blondes says to the others,
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Three Blondes
Three blondes were talking on a tall building in the city. After a while, one of them jumped, hit the floor, and died. Then the second blond jumped, hit the floor, and died. The third blond jumped next. She hit the floor but she didn’t die.
One Sunday In Church
One Sunday in church the priest told the ladies,
“If you know you are a virgin then stand up.”
Breastfeeding Woman
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right breast is hanging out.”
On An Airplane
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane and was very excited and tense.
As soon as the blond boarded the plane, a Boeing777, she started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and started shouting, “Boeing! Boeing! Boeing! Bo…”
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A Blond Deputy
The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her,
“What is 1 and 1?”
Walkman
A blonde goes into the beauty salon with her walkman on her head.
“I need to take that walkman off your head,” says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
A Can Of Diet Coke
Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke.
One blonde opened the can and poured half of it into her own glass, and a half into her friend’s glass.
Real Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation. She wanted a pair of real alligator shoes, but she didn’t want to pay high prices. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
Way To Disney Land
Two blondes were on their way to Disney land. When they approached the last highway they saw a sign,
“Disney land left”
A Brunette Who Can’t Stand Blondes
A brunette who can’t stand blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself, “It always works in the movies,” and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,
Bowling Balls
A little old man boards a bus with a bowling ball in each of his front pockets.
He sits down next to a beautiful young blonde lady, and she can’t help but glance quizzically at the man and his bulging pockets. It’s an uneasy few minutes before the little old man can finally take no more.
A Blonde In A Restaurant
A blonde walks into a restaurant for the lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress’s name tag on her shirt.
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A Blonde Golfer
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally, the pro asks her what she wants.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
