No thank you

This man goes into a bar and notices a hottie blond, always alone, who is a regular customer there.

After a few days, he approached this blond lady. Every time he suggested her something, the answer was the same,

“No thank you.”

After a few weeks, they had an instant connection, but things never got past the formalities. At the end of the night, he finally asked,

“Why don’t you come home with me?”

The blond said, “This may sound rather odd in these days, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”

“That must be rather difficult,” answered the man. ”

Oh, I don’t mind too much,” she said. “But, my husband got pretty upset.”

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