A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead got lost in the woods. Finally, they decide to make camp. Soon they become hungry and decide to hunt.

The brunette goes first and comes back with a rabbit. The blonde and redhead ask,

“How did you do that?”

“Simple,” replies the brunette. “Found tracks, followed them, and got a rabbit.”

The next is the redhead, and she goes and comes back with a moose.

“Wow!” the brunette and blonde exclaim, “How did you do that?”

“Hah,” replies the redhead, “Found tracks, followed tracks, and got a moose.”

So, it’s the blonde’s turn. She goes into the woods and doesn’t return until the next day, all in blood and beaten.

“What has happened to you?” asked the other two.

The blonde replies, “I found tracks, followed them, and got hit by a train!”