One day when a blond went horseback riding she had a near-death experience.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell headfirst to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager walked by and unplug it.