A brunette who can’t stand blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself, “It always works in the movies,” and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,

“I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand?”

“Yes I understand,” says the brunette, “and for my first wish, I want you to give me an incredibly handsome man.”

“Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 incredibly handsome men?” asks the genie.

The brunette replies yes and so an incredibly handsome man pops up beside her. “For my second wish,” says the pleased brunette, “I want you to give me 1 million dollars.”

“Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 million dollars?” said the genie. The brunette replies yes and a large pile of money pops up on her other side.

Growing even more excited the brunette says calmly, “Lastly – you see that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it.”