This Blond Says
This blond says, “Did you know that 99.9% of the people are dumb?!
Fortunately, I belong to the remaining 1%.”
Blonde Jokes
Best Blonde Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Because You’re Blonde
A girl comes home from school and tells her mother, “Mom, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!”
“Well done darling,” the mother replies, “That’s because you’re blonde.”
A Blonde Takes Her Car To Her Mechanic
A blonde takes her car to her mechanic and tells him it’s running rough. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
“What’s the story?” she asked.
Did You Know
A blond is talking to her boyfriend,
“Did you know, that 99.9% of the people are dumb!”
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Lost In The Woods
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead got lost in the woods. Finally, they decide to make camp. Soon they become hungry and decide to hunt.
The brunette goes first and comes back with a rabbit. The blonde and redhead ask,
A Blond And A Genie
A blond walks through a desert and finds a magic lamp. He takes it immediately and rubes it. A genie comes out of it and says,
“Hey, I grant you three wishes. say what you want and I’ll do it for you.”
A Blond Calls To A Tour Agency
A blond calls to a tour agency and asks,
“Hello, could you tell me how long does it take the flight from London to The Netherlands?”
A Blonde Walked Into A Library
A blonde walked into a library, came up to the librarian, and started to yell,
“This book sucks! There are too many characters and the story makes no sense!”
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A blonde, A redhead, And A Brunette Die
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette die and appear near the gates of Heaven. There St Peter greeted them and said,
“If you want to get to heaven you should do 100 steps listening to jokes without laughing.”
Private Pilot Lessons
A blonde was taking private pilot lessons. It was time for her to take her test.
The instructor told her to go up 500 feet and radio back. Then he instructed her to go up to 1000 feet and radio back. Again, he instructed her to go up to 2000 feet and radio back, to 3000 and radio back, and so on. She took the helicopter up to 500 feet and radioed back. She was doing well, so she went on up to 1000 feet and radioed back. Still doing well, she went on up to 2000 feet, 3000…
A Burning Building
There is a burning building. Three girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond, climbed to the roof of it. On the street firemen were holding a blanket for them to jump in. A fireman cried to the brunette,
Two Blondes
Two blondes were sitting in a restaurant. A few minutes later, they stood up, gave cheers, and shout,
“30 days”.
Who Is??
A blonde man and a redhead woman were married and about to have a baby. In the hospital, he held his wife’s hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little, nice girls. The blonde guy turned to the wife and angrily said ”Well, tell me now, who is the other’s father!”
That Mailbox.
A blonde went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back in the house.
A few minutes later she went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of it, and went back into the house again.
A Blond Asks
A blond in a bus stop asks a man, “Excuse me, sir, could you tell me what time is it?”
The man replies: “It’s four o’clock.”
Zip Code
A blonde goes to her psychologist and says,
“I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
