Alright so this guy is in a bar and he sees a reasonably pretty girl. He says, “If I were to give you a million dollars right now, would you have sex with me?”
She thinks about it for a moment, then responds: “You seem like an alright guy… Yes, I’d have sex with you for a million dollars.”
He says, “Well, let’s see what I’ve got here…” I dig in my pocket, then produce a quarter “Alright so what’ll this get me?”
She says, “A quarter, what do you think I am!?”

“Well we already established what you are, now we’re just negotiating a price!”