A man walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a Jack and coke. The bartender says “I’ve got you” and hands him an apple.

“You’ve got to be joking,” said the man
“Just do it. Trust me” said the bartender
The man shrugged. What could be the harm in eating an apple anyway? He took a satisfying crunch from the delectable fruit and said: “it tastes like coke!”
“Now flip it around,” said the bartender.
The man took a bite from the other side of the apple. “And there’s the Jack! This is incredible!”

Another man walked in and asked for a drink.

“What did you have in mind?” Asked the bartender. “I have the means to satisfy any taste”
“Really?” Asked the second man. “Got anything that tastes like pussy?”
The bartender handed him an apple.
“You’ve got to be joking,” said the second man.
“No dude, trust me. You have GOT to try this” said the first man. The bartender nodded in agreement
The second man took a bite from the apple and retched. After recuperating, he yelled over the bar.
“THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT”
The bartender leaned in closer.
“*flip it around*”