One day a drunk man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of rum and a beer. Then he asks for another. The bartender asks,

“Have you got money?”
“No,” tells the drunk man, “but I’m hurting so bad that I’ll do anything for another round…”

The bartender looks at him and tells him, “If you’ll be able to use these three colors in a sentence, I’ll buy you a round, ‘Green Pink, and Yellow’.”

The drunk man looks at him, thinks for a minute, and yells, “Ah, I got it, I got it…The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and I say Yellow?”