A man walks into a bar. Everything in this bar is golden. After drinking so hard he stumbles into what he thinks is the toilet and there’s even a golden urinal.

The man goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isn’t convinced. So in the morning she phones the bar and says,

“Is everything in your bar golden?”

“Yes” answers the bartender.

“What about a golden urinal?”

“Wait a minute,” says the bartender. “Hey, come on guy, I think we found the one who leaked in your saxophone!”