One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender,

“Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.”

So the bartender follows the drunk’s orders and says, “That will be 36.50 dollars.”

The drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. On the third night, the drunk comes in and orders drinks for all except the bartender.

“What? no drink for me?” replies the bartender.

“Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.”